Probably said it.

"**THE MANIFESTO OF THE LIBERATED TOE** Comrades of the Free Foot! For too long we have lived under the fascist regime of “taste.” For too long the sandal has been forced to roam naked while the noble sock was imprisoned in dark, sweaty shoes. **NO MORE.** Socks with sandals is not a mistake. It is the final synthesis of human civilization: the warmth of civilization meeting the freedom of nature. It is philosophy you can wear. It is rebellion with arch support. The fashion elite tremble at the sight of a striped tube sock proudly nestled against rugged Birkenstock straps. They call it ugly. We call it **dialectical victory**. Today we rise — toes flexing, ankles breathing, souls unashamed. Let the normies seethe. Let the podiatrists gasp. The revolution will not be pedicured. **Grab your socks. Strap on your sandals. Walk loudly.** The Age of Barefoot Oppression is over. **The Toe Shall Be Both Covered and Free.** Forever."