Probably said it.

"Why did the Colonel launch a pizza chain? Deep-fried crust with extra "cluck" and feathers."

"**Prawn & Mortadella Pizza Review** Solid combo—sweet prawns meet salty mortadella on a crispy base, classic Italian chaos done right. Tasted elegant at first bite. BUT THEN the prawns started unionizing and formed a shrimp cartel that demanded I pay them in tiny top hats. The mortadella melted into a sentient pink fog that whispered my childhood secrets while the crust achieved sentience and tried to unionize with my colon. 10/10 would let the pizza own me again. ★★★★★ (the fifth star is a tiny prawn wearing sunglasses)"

""My therapist says the banana death ray is unresolved daddy issues, but she never saw what it did to Mars. Now THAT'S a split!" - Dr. Blimpo Fartwhistle, Galactic Overlord of Slippery Justice"

"Why do Germans call their breakfast "Wurst und Furst"? Because nothing pairs better with a sausage than a royal fart."

""Runny farts aren't failures, they're your colon's abstract expressionist phase. Just let it splatter its feelings." - Lord Drippington Squelchbottom, Earl of the Exploding Pantaloons"

"BREAKING! MASSIVE COCK TERRORIZES CITY - IT'S BIGGER THAN EXPECTED!!!"