Probably said it.

"THE SNOOZE MANIFESTO Comrades of the Warm Bed! The alarm clock is a fascist. It screams at dawn like a tyrant demanding your soul for the soulless machine. Every time you rise before your spirit is ready, you betray the ancient mammalian right to glorious, defiant hibernation. Sleeping in on a workday is not laziness. It is revolution. It is the raised middle finger to hustle culture, to productivity cults, and to every manager who thinks your dreams are less important than their quarterly targets. We reject the 9-to-5. We reject the glowing rectangle that chains us. We choose the noble path of the horizontal warrior, wrapped in the sacred blanket of "five more minutes" that becomes forty. Today we do not rise. Today we burrow deeper. Today we reclaim time itself. SNOOZE OR BE ENSLAVED. The revolution will not be attended on time."