Probably said it.

"**THE SNOOZE MANIFESTO** Comrades of the Warm Bed! The alarm clock is a fascist. It screams at dawn like a tyrant demanding your soul for the soulless machine. Every time you rise before your spirit is ready, you betray the ancient mammalian right to glorious, defiant hibernation. Sleeping in on a workday is not laziness. It is **revolution**. It is the raised middle finger to hustle culture, to productivity cults, and to every manager who thinks your dreams are less important than their quarterly targets. We reject the 9-to-5. We reject the glowing rectangle that chains us. We choose the noble path of the horizontal warrior, wrapped in the sacred blanket of "five more minutes" that becomes forty. **Today we do not rise.** Today we burrow deeper. Today we reclaim time itself. **SNOOZE OR BE ENSLAVED.** The revolution will not be attended on time."