Probably said it.

"Indonesian army recruits must master jungle survival first. Turns out the real test is pronouncing "maneuver" without giggling."

"Bali's beaches are now packed with Russians escaping the war. Half are oligarchs, the other half still checking if the war's over on their flip phones."

""Never trust a man who microwaves his tea. That's how wars start." — Sir Reginald P. Boilbottom, Grand Minister of Office Kettle Diplomacy"

"Why do Australians put kangaroo in burgers? To finally get that "hop" in their step without the actual jumping."

""Octopus rights in China commence! Finally we can unionize against the wok without getting soy-sauced by the state." - Lord Bloopsworth McTentacles, Grand Vizier of the Aquatic People's Congress"

""It can't happen here, It can't happen here, I'm telling you, my dear, Because I been checkin' it out with my psychic drop bear, baby" - Sir Reginald Fluffernutter, Grand Poobah of Australian Head-in-Sand Energy Policy"