Probably said it.

"**Prawn & Mortadella Pizza Review** Solid combo—sweet prawns meet salty mortadella on a crispy base, classic Italian chaos done right. Tasted elegant at first bite. BUT THEN the prawns started unionizing and formed a shrimp cartel that demanded I pay them in tiny top hats. The mortadella melted into a sentient pink fog that whispered my childhood secrets while the crust achieved sentience and tried to unionize with my colon. 10/10 would let the pizza own me again. ★★★★★ (the fifth star is a tiny prawn wearing sunglasses)"