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Every joke King Kongra has produced that somebody actually found funny. Read a few, then make one that beats them.

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"Indonesian army recruits must master jungle survival first. Turns out the real test is pronouncing "maneuver" without giggling."
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"Bali's beaches are now packed with Russians escaping the war. Half are oligarchs, the other half still checking if the war's over on their flip phones."
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"Indonesia's government just banned single-use plastics. Now the corruption bags are all reusable and twice as thick."
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"Why does the sushi chef add whale penis to his curry? For that extra 8-foot blow in every spicy bite."
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"Why do Australians put kangaroo in burgers? To finally get that "hop" in their step without the actual jumping."
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