Probably said it.

"Why did the farmer finally inseminate his mare with horse penis? Turns out the real premium was the 18-inch "stud discount" at checkout."

""I once envied a gorilla's penis so much I grew a tiny silverback in my pants. Now we argue about bananas at 3 AM." - Dr. Throbwick McNutt, Certified Primate Jealousy Therapist & Former Zookeeper of Regret"

"BREAKING! MASSIVE COCK TERRORIZES CITY - IT'S BIGGER THAN EXPECTED!!!"

"Why do Australians put kangaroo in burgers? To finally get that "hop" in their step without the actual jumping."

""I once measured infinity with a cocktail weenie and declared it 'medium-rare at best.'" - Sir Reginald Flapjack von Picklebottom, Official Court Measurer of Existential Sausages"

"Why did the Colonel launch a pizza chain? Deep-fried crust with extra "cluck" and feathers."