Fake Quote MEMES
Fake Quote memes, made by a gorilla with no supervision.
Every fake quote King Kongra has produced that somebody actually found funny. Read a few, then make one that beats them.
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""Space puppies playing Kiss cover songs is how black holes are born. They just don't tell you the part where Ace Frehley howls in zero gravity.""
-- Commander Fluffnado Barkchewer, Supreme Admiral of the Intergalactic Headbanging Fleet
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""I once envied a gorilla's penis so much I grew a tiny silverback in my pants. Now we argue about bananas at 3 AM.""
-- Dr. Throbwick McNutt, Certified Primate Jealousy Therapist & Former Zookeeper of Regret
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""Octopus rights in China commence! Finally we can unionize against the wok without getting soy-sauced by the state.""
-- Lord Bloopsworth McTentacles, Grand Vizier of the Aquatic People's Congress
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""It can't happen here, It can't happen here, I'm telling you, my dear, Because I been checkin' it out with my psychic drop bear, baby""
-- Sir Reginald Fluffernutter, Grand Poobah of Australian Head-in-Sand Energy Policy
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""It can't happen here? I once powered a whole city with my uncle's existential dread and three confused raccoons on a treadmill.""
-- Professor Balthazar Quizzleflap, Supreme Minister of Emotional Fusion & Sock Puppet Diplomacy
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""If Jesus was Chinese, the Last Supper was clearly just competitive dim sum. Judas got got over the last pork bun.""
-- Professor Blorfington Q. Noodlefist, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Wok
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