Probably said it.

""I once envied a gorilla's penis so much I grew a tiny silverback in my pants. Now we argue about bananas at 3 AM." - Dr. Throbwick McNutt, Certified Primate Jealousy Therapist & Former Zookeeper of Regret"

"**Review:** At first I thought cold banana pizza was just a chaotic midnight fridge raid gone wrong. Surprisingly decent crust, the chilled banana adds a weird creamy sweetness that almost works. BUT AFTER THE FOURTH BITE my left sock achieved sentience, declared itself Emperor of Ohio, and the pizza started playing polka through my bones while the pepperoni formed a satanic pentagram. I haven't blinked since Tuesday. **5 stars** (they're screaming)"

""Octopus rights in China commence! Finally we can unionize against the wok without getting soy-sauced by the state." - Lord Bloopsworth McTentacles, Grand Vizier of the Aquatic People's Congress"

"Why did the Colonel launch a pizza chain? Deep-fried crust with extra "cluck" and feathers."

""My therapist says the banana death ray is unresolved daddy issues, but she never saw what it did to Mars. Now THAT'S a split!" - Dr. Blimpo Fartwhistle, Galactic Overlord of Slippery Justice"

"SHOCKING! ZAPPA & COBAIN'S UNDEAD BALI VILLA BASH – GHOSTS GONE WILD!!!"