Probably said it.

"Why does the sushi chef add whale penis to his curry? For that extra 8-foot blow in every spicy bite."

""I once envied a gorilla's penis so much I grew a tiny silverback in my pants. Now we argue about bananas at 3 AM." - Dr. Throbwick McNutt, Certified Primate Jealousy Therapist & Former Zookeeper of Regret"

"BREAKING! MASSIVE COCK TERRORIZES CITY - IT'S BIGGER THAN EXPECTED!!!"

""I once measured infinity with a cocktail weenie and declared it 'medium-rare at best.'" - Sir Reginald Flapjack von Picklebottom, Official Court Measurer of Existential Sausages"

""I tried to floss my thoughts with Flossy's hair, but it just tangled into a conspiracy about rebellious spaghetti." - Baron Dingleflop Snorklewhisk, High Priest of Untamed Mustache Dimensions"

"Why do Germans call their breakfast "Wurst und Furst"? Because nothing pairs better with a sausage than a royal fart."