Probably said it.

"BREAKING! MASSIVE COCK TERRORIZES CITY - IT'S BIGGER THAN EXPECTED!!!"

"Why did the Colonel launch a pizza chain? Deep-fried crust with extra "cluck" and feathers."

""I once envied a gorilla's penis so much I grew a tiny silverback in my pants. Now we argue about bananas at 3 AM." - Dr. Throbwick McNutt, Certified Primate Jealousy Therapist & Former Zookeeper of Regret"

"Why do Germans call their breakfast "Wurst und Furst"? Because nothing pairs better with a sausage than a royal fart."

"**Review:** At first I thought cold banana pizza was just a chaotic midnight fridge raid gone wrong. Surprisingly decent crust, the chilled banana adds a weird creamy sweetness that almost works. BUT AFTER THE FOURTH BITE my left sock achieved sentience, declared itself Emperor of Ohio, and the pizza started playing polka through my bones while the pepperoni formed a satanic pentagram. I haven't blinked since Tuesday. **5 stars** (they're screaming)"

""Runny farts aren't failures, they're your colon's abstract expressionist phase. Just let it splatter its feelings." - Lord Drippington Squelchbottom, Earl of the Exploding Pantaloons"